when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school
real nigga horror movie
*wife and I move into our new house*
bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.
*unpacks a creepy ass doll*
bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*
THREE DAY WEEKENDS
me: *gets jealous*
i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation